If you use social media, you've probably seen the current viral trend of taking a screenshot of your Instagram feed and asking ChatGPT to roast it. Having had a good chuckle at a fair few of my fellow photographers' assessments, I figured it was time to check in for a roasting of my own!
I'll be honest, I was expecting this to be a lot harsher than it was but in actual fact, I'm pretty happy with what ChatGPT had to say about my photography style! Too many tears, inclusivity in abundance and a love of greenery? That's a burn I'll take any day, thank you very much.
Here's the screenshot in question:
And here's what ChatGPT had to say about it....
ChatGPT roast
Diversity Vibes: This feed screams inclusivity and diversity like it’s a wedding-themed United Nations summit. You’ve got every couple type covered—it's like a matchmaking service on steroids!
2. Bride of Chucky?: Somewhere in there, it looks like Chucky and his bride decided to ditch the horror genre for a rom-com. Who knew they'd clean up so well? (okay this a bit harsh, ChatGPT)
3. Candid Overdose: Seriously, have you ever met a posed photo you didn’t immediately dismiss? These shots are so candid, I’m half-expecting to see a couple awkwardly texting each other from across the room.
4. Tears and Beers: Half your bridesmaids look like they’re auditioning for a tissue commercial, while the groomsmen seem ready to smash a beer. Emotional rollercoaster much?
5. Where’s Waldo?: That museum shot—either it’s a hidden Waldo situation, or we’re supposed to be admiring the art. But let’s be real, everyone’s focused on the couple... or are they?
6. Quirk Alert: From forest weddings to street style, this feed is basically the "weird weddings" section on Pinterest, but with less DIY and more "I got this from Etsy."
7. The "D'awww" Factory: I’m not sure if I’m supposed to aww at the couples or adopt every pet that shows up. Is this a wedding feed or a low-key animal rescue mission?
8. Green With Envy: What’s with the abundance of greenery? Did someone have a botanical garden sponsorship, or is this just peak millennial wedding goals?
9. Smile Police: There are so many smiles here, I’m half-convinced you hired someone just to make sure everyone was in a good mood. Either that, or there’s a very generous open bar.
10. Fashion Mystery: Love the outfits, but is it just me, or does it look like a few of these couples are about to join a rock band after the ceremony?
ChatGPT's final word
"Overall, your Instagram feed is giving major “I-do” vibes with a side of “I-might.” It’s beautiful, quirky, and more emotional than a Hallmark movie marathon—keep slaying the wedding game!"
Oh I will, ChatGPT. I will.
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